PULL OUT THE ELDER SWEAR
when you’re halfway through les mis and your friend asks "is anyone else gonna die?!"
“In 1921, early suffragettes often donned a bathing suit and ate pizza in large groups to annoy men…it was a custom at the time.”
TIME TO REVIVE A CUSTOM
ϟ 95) When Teddy was an infant, his hair turned color to match that of the person he wanted to hold him. This worked well when he wanted his godfather, which was often, but it became incredibly confusing when he sought a Weasley. There were many hasty rounds of pass-the-baby-because-dear-god-stop-the-crying.
— Javert looking at himself in a mirror, Book III (via incorrectlesmisquotes)
INFJ: Visions of the future
ESTP: Superhuman strength
ESFP: Ability to freeze time
INFP: Literary manipulation
ESTJ: Power negation
ESFJ: Healing powers
ISFJ: Visions of the past
ENTP: Dimensional travel
ISTJ: Photographic memory
ENFP: Reality warping
ISFP: Shape shifting
ENTJ: Mind control
ENFJ: Empathic powers
My favourite part in Order of the Phoenix is when Harry and Sirius are playing hide and seek in the Ministry and Sirius is being silly behind the veil then he jumps out at Harry like “Haha found you!” and then they laugh and high five and go out for ice cream at Fortescue’s.
i got excited and now im ready for my date 2 hours early
all you need to pass school tbh
This is how I got a perfect score on my English final
transcosette replied to your post “i’m writing a passive aggressive fic about shitty characterization in…”im so glad oh my god
a brief excerpt:
Bahorel burst out laughing. “Feuilly, you are not some bitter badass. Please. I mean, did you or did you not…
"You expect me to jump off of this cliff? Are you insane?"
“I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free.”
I could stare at this until I die.
My family is from Nigeria, and my full name is Uzoamaka, which means “The road is good.” Quick lesson: My tribe is Igbo, and you name your kid something that tells your history and hopefully predicts your future. So anyway, in grade school, because my last name started with an A, I was the first in roll call, and nobody ever knew how to pronounce it. So I went home and asked my mother if I could be called Zoe. I remember she was cooking, and in her Nigerian accent she said, “Why?” I said, “Nobody can pronounce it.” Without missing a beat, she said, “If they can learn to say Tchaikovsky and Michelangelo and Dostoyevsky, they can learn to say Uzoamaka.”
I’m very confused/angry bc these people who are doing camp koby (which is a program where you’re a counselor to israeli kids who have lost a parent or sibling to acts of terror for the summer) are being so awful to their kids and are just constantly saying how much they hate their campers but??? if you didn’t want to interact with them?? W H Y ?????? are you doing this program it literally makes no sense????? these kids deserve so much better than you people???